Owen: “So Hannah, do you come here often?”
James: “Seriously, Owen, do you have to hit on every woman that comes into this house? You really should be spending your time enhancing your intellect with books, like I do.”
Hannah: “James, I didn’t see you over there! You sound very smart.”
Owen: “Ignore him! Pay attention to me. I love your purple bib with spit-up on it. I have one just like it.”
“Young men’s love then lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes.” —William Shakespeare