Things I Google as a Parent

• toddler sleep

• Thomas the Train lyrics

• toddler potty training

• what should you do if your toddler swallows a pebble

• Jake and the Neverland Pirates lyrics

• knock knock jokes

• kid-friendly knock knock jokes

• toddler choking hazards

• Stride Rite promo code

• toddler boy potty training fast

• best carpet cleaner

• last-minute vacation deals for two

• what noise does a kangaroo make

• fever toddler

• toddler rash

• how to remove nail polish from carpet

• 3 year old boy still not potty trained worry

• perler bead in ear how to remove

• children lying

• Cincinnati Children’s museum hours

• Cincinnati Zoo hours

• Newport Aquarium hours

• NutureShock Po Bronson

• spilled water laptop keyboard

• tricycle rust remover

• toddler nap

• toddler not napping

• toddler nap techniques

• French villa estates for sale

• sunscreen spf children

• Tower Park trail map

• child tick remove

• what noise does a hippopotamus make

• messy house toddler

• Cincinnati housecleaners

• appropriate household chores for children

• how to yell less as a parent

• calories wine

• Sofia the Princess games

• Nick Jr games

• Bratz games

• Bratz poor role model

• Berenstain Bear games

• Fort Thomas library hours

• Woodfill Elementary start date

• Country Hills Montessori start date

• how to make your own bubbles

• best kid detangler

• how to get scratch marks out of wood

• lightning bug lifespan

• distance from earth to moon

• how to slow down time

“In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck—and, of course, courage.” —Bill Cosby