On Childproofing


I tend to bump my head on a lot of things these days, but especially on this thing. So Dad tried to cushion it. But little did he know that I would then become obsessed with pulling this squishy stuff off.


Because when I do, I can swing the squishy stuff around …


… and eat it, too!

“Here is Edward Bear coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump on the back of his head behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming down stairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it.” —A. A. Milne