Sophie, While Eating Pomegranate Seeds

Sophie: “Look at me!”

Me: “What?”

Sophie: “I have a seed stuck in my nose!”

Me: “What?! Take it out! It could get stuck!”

Sophie: “No it won’t.”

To prove this, she then takes it out. And eats it.

“Children are a great comfort in your old age—and they help you reach it faster, too.” —Lionel Kauffman